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--Thursday, July 3, 2008--

Urchin status denied

Harrison suffered a setback in his campaign to receive benefits under California's Urchin Laws.

"But I've got the hat that's bigger than my head," he said, pointing to urchin apparel precedent-setters including everyone from Fievel Mousekewitz, Charlie Bucket, Oliver Twist, and Gavroche from "Les Miserables."

But the Bureau of Urchin Affairs shot him down, stating that a golf cap does not qualify. In addition, the BUA said that Harrison needs to be able to beg for food by standing on his own or by using a regulation single wooden crutch, not an IKEA couch.

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